Full Name Goose
Birth Date The same as Ritchie from the Dick Van Dyke Show
Birth Place Flapjack, LA
Height 5’10’’
Weight 185
Eyes Dark brown
Hair Dark brown
Parents Mom & Pop
Siblings 4
Spouse Mrs. Goose
Children Negative
Instruments Guitar, bass guitar, recorder
Biggest influences John Entwistle, Graham Maby, Larry Graham, Sugarfoot, Phil the Electric Church, Mars Cowling, Eddie Van Halen, Jeff Beck, Jinx Jones, Eddie Hazel, Pete Townshend,
Pat Travers
Education Yes - degree in electronics engineering and a degree in computer science
Musical education The Church of the Poison Mind
Age entered show biz 17
First public appearance Overland High School in Aurora (1979)
Occupation IT
Hobbies Drinking, partying, reckless hooliganism,
volleyball, traveling
Fave color Purple
Fave singers Robin Zander, Debbie Gibson, Luther Vandross, Burl Ives
Fave bands/instrumentalists Who, Ohio Players, Pat Travers Band, Cheap Trick, Deep Purple, Icehouse, Prince, Cult, Cure, Montrose, Van Halen (Roth only), Debbie Gibson
Fave actors Robert DeNiro, Danny Aiello, Scarlet Johansen, Annette Bening, Courtney Love, Ann Margaret, Marilyn Chambers, Gage, Belladonna, Linda Lovelace
Fave movies American Beauty, Seven, American History X, Crash, Magnolia, Punch Drunk Love, The Big Lebowski, Balls Deep (vol 5), Behind The Green Door, Planet Of The Gapes (vol 2)
Fave TV shows Sanford & Son, Martin, All In the Family, The Green Hornet, Big Love
Fave food Italian, Mexican, Indian and just about all the rest
Fave drink Makers & Coke, Dirty Martini (Grey Goose, of course), Kalua & Creme, Do Da, Shaleli, and just about anything else with alcohol
Fave song writers Jim Steinman, Afrika Bambaataa, Paul Williams
Tastes in music All but Opera, current Country & Western, Reggae
Likes Music, fun, debauchery, reckless hooliganism, chaos
Dislikes Rigid thinkers, people who hang on to beliefs and they don't know why, High maintenance-self absorbed-no account-half baked loathsome miscreants
Dream car Mercedes SL 500 convertible with pimp-tight rims